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Note most of thes jokes arent mine, I think theyre hilarious! I hope you will read and have fun. Please comment and rate all of them! Would love to hear your opinion!
Ok this is what a friend told me: A man is sitting in the doctors room looking around carefully, hes wondering why the doctor called him to his office this morning, as the doctor enters the room he quietly sits on his chair and says "I have good news and bad news" The man said "ok, tell me the bad news," the doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live, the man gasps! Starts to look glum. He looks up at him again and asks "Whats the good news?" Doctor says " Forgot to call you yesterday."
President Bush and his moments
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
Best of Friends
The patient shook His doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.
But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, “Can I see that prescription I just gave you?
I’d like to make a little change.”
Blonde Catagory:
Doctor and Blonde
| Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions. | ||
Doctor and Blonde
A blonde goes to the doctor and he asks, “What’s wrong?” She says, “I hurt all over.” So he says, “What do you mean, all over?” So the blond takes her finger and pokes her knee. “Ow, that hurt.” Then she pokes her cheek. “Ow, that hurt.” Then she touches her earlobe. “Ow, even THAT hurt!” So the doctor asks, “Is blond your natural hair color?” The blond says, “Yes.” The doctor says, “You have a broken finger.”
Very helpful Blonde inventions:
Very helpful Blonde inventions:
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| Blonde Battallion | ||
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| | What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth! | |
| Blondevision | ||
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| A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied. | ||
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
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